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Ask And You Shall Recieve

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The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

 (G.K.Chesterton)

شیوه دوست داشتن هر چیز آن است که بپذیریم که چه بسا زمانی از دست خواهد رفت.

   

Memory is the thing you forget with.

(Alexander Chase)

حافظه همان چیزی است که خاطرات را با آن به فراموشی می سپارید.

 

 

When everyone is wrong, everyone is right.

(Nivelle de la Chaussee)

آن هنگام که همگان در اشتباهند همان زمانی است که همگی درست می گویند.  

 

 

به نام خدا

سلام عرض میکنم خدمت دوستان امروز یک تعداد اس ام اس های عاشقانه براتون آماده کردم که البته به زبان انگلیسی هستند.  خوب این هم میتونه یه روش نوین در یادگیری زبان انگلیسی باشه. چون توی هر پیام ممکنه یک یا چند لغت جدید براتون باشه که اگه یادشون بگیرین وبعد پیام رو برای  برای دوستانتون هم بفرستین اونا هم  مجبورن ترجمه کنند تا بفهمن پس هم اطلاعات انگلیسی شما زیاد میشه و هم دوستان شما. امیدوارم خوشتون بیاد.

Send lovely SMS for your dear friends.


I am in hospital now
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
 

 

if you fall in love there is no hope
If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope
 

  

If U delete this message
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me  .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
 

 

Do you believe in love at first sight
Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??
 

 

Love is sweet poison
Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.
 

 

You are like the sunshine
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!
 

 

circles go on forever
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because
hearts can break, but circles go on forever
 

 

L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows
L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....
 

 

You must be a good runner
You must be a good runner because you are  always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
 

 

 

can I have "U"?
I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?
 

 

 

you are the only one for me?
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?
 

 

Love is like a golden chain tLove is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever! 
 

 

sweet as a rose bud brightsweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1
 

 

I have liked many but lovedI have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u. 
 

 

Sometimes My eyes get jealouse
Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?Bcoz.....You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES. 

 

 

 

uv been called b4 cupidsuv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead? 
  

 

I love so much my heart is sure I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face, no one will ever take your 
 

 

Ur only mine wen i dream.wenUr only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u! 
 

 

I believe that God aboveI believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best! 
 

 

Girl ur clever girl ur smart.Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine! 
 

 

WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND OF SORROW.O FOR OCEAN OF TERAS. V FOR VELLEY OF DEATH. E FOR END OF LIFE.MISS U ALL TIME 
 

 

today a few drops of blood today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when i asked why the response was "There was someone very cruel in yours heat that forced us to come out. 
 

 

L is for lustL is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever
the 4 signs of love 

 

 

Love is just like lifeLove is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving
*Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragrance,but will remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life...
*My love that shall not die, till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow old

*Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time

*My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never
*Dont give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,Because if u will say this password "I LOVE U" It means he will hack u from me and u will go out from my hands.