A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.
مردی با اسلحه وارد یک بانک شد و تقاضای پول کرد.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
وقتی پول ها را دریافت کرد رو به یکی از مشتریان بانک کرد و پرسید : آیا شما دیدید که من از این بانک دزدی کنم؟
The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'
مرد پاسخ داد : بله قربان من دیدم.
The robber then shot him in the temple , killing him instantly.
.سپس دزد اسلحه را به سمت شقیقه مرد گرفت و او را در جا کشت
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
او مجددا رو به زوجی کرد که نزدیک او ایستاده بودند و از آن ها پرسید آیا شما دیدید که من از این بانک دزدی کنم؟
The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!'
مرد پاسخ داد : نه قربان. من ندیدم اما همسرم دید.
Moral - When Opportunity knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT!
نکته اخلاقی: وقتی شانس در خونه شما را میزند. از آن استفاده کنید!
A little girl asked her father
"How did the human race appear?"
دختر کوچولویی از پدرش سوال کرد"چطور نژاد انسانها بوجود آمد؟"
The Father answered "God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so all mankind was made"
پدر جواب داد"خدا آدم و حوا را خلق کرد, آنها بچه آوردند سپس همه نوع بشر بوجود آمدند"
Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.
دو روز بعد دختره همون سوال را از مادرش پرسید .
The mother answered
"Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
مادر جواب داد "سالها پیش میمونها وجود داشتنداز اونها هم نژاد انسانها بوجود اومد."
The confused girl went back to her father and said " Daddy, how is it possible that you told me human race was created God and Mommy said they developed from monkeys?"
دختر گیج شده به طرف پدرش برگشت و پرسید"پدر چطور این ممکنه که شما به من گفتین نژاد انسانها را خدا خلق کرده است و مامان گفت آنها تکامل یافته از میمونها هستند؟"
The father answered "Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about her."
پدر جواب داد " خوب عزیزم خیلی ساده است .من در مورد فامیلهای خودم گفته ام و مادرت در مورد فامیلهای خودش!!"
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. ~Elbert Hubbard, The Note Book, 1927
Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. ~Sophia Loren
It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. ~Ornette Coleman
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. ~John Peel
Never say, "oops." Always say, "Ah, interesting." ~Author Unknown
If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. ~F. Wikzek
While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior. ~Henry C. Link
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. ~Niels Bohr